I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
My vagina is very pro this idea
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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