I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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