You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Welp...herpes.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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