I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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