I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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