omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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