are you still at the devil's house?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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