the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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