Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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