I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Be still, my beating vagina.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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