Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
