It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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