I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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