question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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