...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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