Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Shame - the story of my life.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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