Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
Randomize
