he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
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