I hate your face
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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