There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
dude. I can hear the air.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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