I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
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