So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize
