I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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