im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
