then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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