Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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