I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Randomize
