We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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