it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
then he tried to convert me to islam
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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