why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
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