Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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