He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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