8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
