Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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