I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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