so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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