When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
this will be a night to untag.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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