My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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