we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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