Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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