she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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