Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Soap is not a condiment
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
