I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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