its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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