Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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