i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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