Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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