Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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