The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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