meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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