If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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