About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Can you bring me the toilet please
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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