You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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